Some Sherpa Haiku

Haiku is a wonderous expression of the soul. A three line poem with a alternating syllabic structure, 5, 7, 5. Often, Haikus contain an element of nature. I find that Haiku is an excellent poetic device for everyone to enjoy. It is short, simple and elegant. It is a lot more accesable than sonnets, and requires more disipline than free verse. Please consider the following poems for your enjoyment.

The cold refreshes me.
I gently awake, confused
Passed out in the tub again

I wake suddenly
there is an awful smell here
I must have farted

I approach climax.
The door suddenly opens.
Doesn't anybody knock?!

Once I swallowed
A quarter, it didn't hurt but...
"Ever crap out change?"

Women don't like me
I seem to make them nervous.
I should stop flashing.

She bathes in the nude.
She sees something move outside
Me masturbating.