More Sherpa Haiku

In my never ending quest to keep myself busy I have written some new poems. I apologize that one serious one got in there. I do try to keep it as low brow as possible.

I fear the Darkness
An eerie noise frightens me
Did I shit the bed

Her breathing quickens
She approaches her climax
I already came

Cold ice on warm lips
Frosted mug sweats in the heat
I really love beer

I buy a ticket
Hopes of winning a fortune
or just tossing off

Keg stands can be fun
The trick is in the dismount
Sorry I threw up

Sun sets in red sky
Summer heat fades to Autumn
Seasons dance in time