The ten degrees of being Single

Here is a handy ranking system to allow men to insantly convey to each other just how deep into a relationship they are.

1. Single, no girlfriend, el Lobo Solo

2. Just started seeing someone. Typically 1 to 4 weeks.

3. Daily phone contact.

4. Seeing each other for more than 2 months.

5. Girlfriend status. Typically by 6 months.

6. You have actually attended a family function with her (yours or hers).

7. Told her you loved her.

8. Tampax in your house.

9. Told her you loved her and really meant it and/or moved in together.

10. Engaged. So long single, hello couple.

This should not be confused with how women view relationships.
I do not think we have mathmatics complicated enough to attempt to figure that out. All I know is that somewhere between date three and getting married there is a lot of gray area.