Ten great things

I am currently trying to organize some of my more scattered thoughts into clean, concise lists.

The topic I have chosen to start with is...

Ten Great things about Women in General

10. Mom. There is nothing better in the world than Mom. She is the best cook. She did your laundry. She raised you. Mom rules.

9. Slow Dancing. Provided that you are old enough to be past the "spontaneous boner" stage of life, slow dancing is great. Everyone can do it. Chicks like it. Number one Sherpa slow dance song- Crazy for You by Madonna

8. Breasts. I know I have mentioned breasts a lot on the blog. However, I really never get bored of them. Cleavage is great too. If you don't know what "dipping" is than you are missing out. My motto- Beauty bounces, my friend.

7. The voice. There is something about the sound of a woman's voice. No, not the 6 months into the relationship, "Pick up your shit" voice. I am talking about that sound when you first meet them or talk to them on the phone. One word- Angelic.

6. The first kiss. Nervous energy, new territory. All good.

5. They take care of you when you're sick. This can be a blessing and a curse. They mean well guys. Just don't puke on them.

4. They will pick you up from the airport. Some guys like this perk. I have never had a woman pick me up from the airport. What if you meet a hot chick on the plane?

3. They smell great. Nothing like catching the perfume wake when a lady walks past. At work, I can tell who is walking past by the perfume. Bottom line- women smell awesome.

2. BJ's. Sure, women can have multiple orgasms but I think we got the better end on the oral sex. I don't think women understand the power they wield with these. For one of these I would go to a Reese Witherspoon movie.

1. Stacy Keibler. Sorry Angelina, you've been replaced. My God, have you seen this woman. I am a brunette man, however, this blonde is amazing. Long legs, perfect body, and she works for the WWE.