Sherpa Patrol

What follows are the real life chronicles of the Sherpa Patrol. One man's experience with working, dating, drinking and living in the Chicagoland area! The opinions, observations and musings expressed herein are to be used for good and not evil. Don't trust the Yeti!

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Location: Oak Park, ILLINOIS, United States

I can gargle Tequila. I only dance at weddings. I am a recovering Catholic.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Younger Women

As a gentleman, who is gracefully passing through the years, I find my eyes seem to be naturally pulled toward women of a certain age. The magical age of which I speak is the early twenties. There is just something very appealing about that age bracket. These women conjure fond memories of my own experiences as a twenty-something. The people I knew, the adventures, the discoveries and all the fun. It is almost enough to make me forget that women in their early twenties are BAT SHIT CRAZY!

Women are hard enough to figure out. A 23 year old chick has no idea who she is yet so what chance do I have to figure it out. I have had some direct experience with this lately. I assure you- they have not changed. I couldn't stand women this age when I was 23. That is why I dated older women. Now there is no doubt that younger women can be damn hot. However, it doesn't matter how hot they are. They still only have 23 years of experience to work with. When considering the factors:

Drawbacks:
1. Skill in bed (chicks in their 30's know best)
2. Fondness for bad boys (most out grow this. sign of Daddy issues)
3. Bad apartments (young = poor)
4. Annoying roommates (see above)
5. Total lack of sophistication (wine? Prime rib well done? Have you ever been to a nice restaurant?)
6. Looking for a sugar daddy.

Advantages:
1. Hot (OK, I'm shallow)
2. Naive (Unless you are a moron you should be at least 2 steps ahead of them in the relationship department.)
3. Hot (I told you I was shallow)

That is about it.

The Sherpa says if you are longing to relive a bit of your youth, take a dip in the fountain of youth. Younger women can be great- In small doses. Then again, if you are just looking for a hot young piece of ass why not go to Nevada. There are plenty of skilled professional ladies who are willing to please you legally if you got the cash. I will not judge you. In fact, shoot me a call. I'll go with you.

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