It's the little things...

Sometimes it can be helpful to take a few minutes and reflect on the small things and moments that make life special. It can also be helpful to ponder the small trifles and happenings that can make life a steaming pile of shit.
So whether I'm inspired to give you a big hug or light you on fire just so I have an excuse to piss on you here are some of my top choices of the good and the bad.

that make me happy-

1. Finding money in my jacket pocket
2. Making the green light
3. Flirting with a good looking girl
4. Being in the fast line at the store
5. Getting a postcard in the mail
6. Having a cup of coffee after a great dinner
7. Inside jokes that I am "in" on
8. Peeing standing up
9. Sleeping in on a Saturday morning
10. Watching a sunset
11. Fresh sheets on my bed
12. Lightning bug baseball
13. Getting the last piece of pizza
14. Saying "Out of the way, Peck" to short people
15. Catching an old Three Stooges episode


that piss me off-

1. People who use my coffee mug
2. Slow drivers in the left lane
3. Assholes at Chipotle who are ordering for 5 other people
4. Messing up my order at the drive-thru
5. Running out of printer ink
6. Not being able to fall asleep
7. People stepping on my shoes
8. People who don't know how to park in a parking spot
9. Explaining the 80's to women in their 20's
10. Inside jokes that I am not "in" on
11. Running into annoying ex-girlfriends
12. People who answer questions incorrectly. If I ask "Do you mind if I come with?" and you say "Yes" that means you do mind you moron.
13. People telling me a movie has a surprise ending. Really? Not anymore a$$hole!
14. Red light cameras. Stick it up your a$$ Big Brother!
15. Saturday morning cartoons. They used to be awesome. Now I have no idea what the hell is going on.